Who has Slept with Lianne Cartman? Or more likely, who has NOT slept with her? Yep, she's South Park's Resident Slut, as revealed in episode #113 'Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut'. But besides the blokes in town, who else has she had sex with? Here is a list of theories that have either been written by us, or submitted by fans of the site. Just a small warning, this page contains some sexual references, so protect your family! :P If you wish to submit an original theory, just send me an email with your name and answer, and if its good enough, we'll post it here :)


Mr Garrison/Hat
Mr Garrison wanted a natural experience, and Mr Hat wanted a threesome, so they're both happy!
Submitted by Tim Schmidt
 Ms Cartman Contest Winner		 Timmy
Timmy was 'fresh meat', and Ms Cartman loves people who shout their own name during sex.
written by slim
Cartman's Dentist
When Ms Cartman called him for fixing Eric's teeth, she said "Oh thank you, Doctor! You Get a Freebie Tonight!"
Submitted by insanitygrl
 Ash Ketchum (Pokémon)
Hey, he's always throwing his balls around, so why not?
written by poinko
The Rock
It doesn't MATTER Who's Slept with Ms Cartman! Know your role and shut your mouth, Jabronie.
Submitted by Eddie 		Fry (Futurama)
She liked him for the part of him that was dirty, and she liked him for the part of her that was desperate!
written by jwso
Mr Mackey
Yep, because she's easy, m'kay.
Submitted by slim
 Big Gay Al
Oh Come on, she has a penis!
written by poinko
Kitty
Remember back to the first episode? Ms Cartman said she would use Kitty as a Dildo!
Submitted by Woz 		Mr Mackey
Sad, Mr Mackey has slept with her. In Ep. 307 you can hear them say 'Oh, Oh Mr Mackey.. m'kay!'
written by stevo
Inspector Gadget
Well, Who knows what little devices he has?!
written by stevo		 Chris Isaak
Baby, he did a Bad Bad thing!
written by stevo
Uncle Fester
Think about it, If he can light up a lightbulb in his mouth, imagine what he could do in bed!
written by Tim Brown		 A Visitor
One actually has. In Ep. 202 when Mephesto reveals cartman's dad, a visitor is among the crowd waiting!
written by stevo
Indiana Jones
"Ms Cartman, There's a big snake in your crotch! I hate snakes!"
Submitted by Gogo		 Marccus from #217
With his roofies, he'll do it with everybody!
Submitted by Gogo
Leisure Suit Larry
"Hi! My name's Larry: Larry Laffer. Wanna have sex with me?"
Submitted by Gogo		 Ace Ventura
"Well, I have... kissed a man!" right after when Dr. Mephisto found Captain Winkie. :)
Submitted by Gogo
Bart Simpson
He's been a baaaad boy!
written by stevo		 Clint Eastwood
Get ready to draw...
written by stevo
Ben Stein
She'd do anything to win Ben Stein's Money!
Submitted by virggz 		Spock from Star Trek
To boldly go where EVERY SINGLE man has gone before...
written by stevo
Crash Bandicoot
Whohoo, he crashed alright!
Submitted by Ashton 		Bill Gates
Where do you think she gets the money to feed Cartman's face?
written by stevo
Matt and Trey
they made Ms Cartman themselves, you can't tell me they haven't shagged her :)
submitted by KICKASS 		Saddaam Hussein
Talking to Ms Cartman: "Theres nothing to worry aboot! Hey! Relax guys!"
submitted by cartman
Master Roshi (from DBZ)
Well, lets just say, Ms Cartman Was after his dragonballs.
submitted by Nick 		Mephesto
And if he got his 4 assed monkey involved? Wow! 4 times the action!
submitted by KICKASS
All of the Pokémon
PIKA PIKA PIKA!
written by stevo		 The Taco Bell Chihuaua
Yo Quiero Taco Bell, Whoh! Won't this thing go any faster?
written by stevo
Bill Clinton (#2)
"I did not have sexual relationships, with that woman, Ms Cartman"
Submitted by slekke 		Austin Powers
Quote: "I Shagged her, baby! I shagged her rotten!"
Submitted by slekke
Dr Evil
Well, Has anybody ever wondered why cartman was considered to be so, well, evil?
Submitted by slekke 		Chef
Talk about obvious! She sucked on his chocolate salty balls, ooh yeah!
written by stevo
Scooby Doo
They did it DOGGY STYLE!
Submitted by virggz 		Papa Smurf
Think about it. He can go where nobody else can...
Submitted by virggz
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Yep, the SP wrestlers are gettin' in on the action! And notice 3:16? It is actually a misprint of 3:69ers...
Submitted by Ashton 		Mario
Hmm, aah yes, Nintendo's little Plumber! I think you get the point!
Submitted by Ashton
Ned Gerblansky
He sung 'Feel like makin' love' for her on Chefaid, and then he said "Mmmm, It was Spectacular!"
Submitted by John Adams 		Brock from Pokémon
Why the hell not? Brock loves ladies, and Ms Cartman wouldn't reject him either...
Submitted by virggz
Stan
When asked about this, Stan answered "I was staying over Cartman's house, and she was just 'there'! I swear it!"
Submitted by Jessie 		Kyle
Why else would you think? One episode he hates girls, next he's a complete slut!
Submitted by Jessie
Muhammed Ali
Oh no, a punch under the belt! Another Low-Blow...
Submitted by Frederik 		Terrance and Phillip
They were just looking for TREASURE!
Submitted by Eddie
Kenny
Yes, Ms Cartman and Kenny did it! They both said it was to die for!
Submitted by Ashton 		Cartman
Umm, you don't really wanna hear the story behind this one!
Submitted by Ashton
Ms Cartman
Don't forget, she has a hoohoo-dilly and a cha-cha!
written by stevo		 You
Don't Deny it! Everyone has, just admit it!
written by stevo