 
Ever wondered what Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny would all be when they Grow up? Well, this is what we think may happen! SO far, it's just the descriptions, but we will have pics of the Grown up South Parkateers soon!
Eric Cartman: Talkshow Host
Cartman would make for a brilliant Jerry Springer style talk show host for the new millenium! Take Ricky lake, Oprah, and Jerry Springer, then add Cartman's bad-ass antics and watch as the viewers start raking in! And he wouldn't be short of topics. How about his poverty-stricken old Friend Kenny turned famous Millionare action movie star. That'd do for a few weeks worth of shows! Or a story on his close friend Kyle who was forced to move back to Israel with his family, Stabbed at the age of 22. A story on his mother, hemaphrodite, town slut, and former Crack-whore covergirl, now a State Senator, could win the show an emmy or two!
Stan Marsh: Drunken Alcoholic
After a promising childhood, Stan slacks off and drops out of high school. His long time Girlfriend, Wendy Testaburger, tells him where to go and Stan is left as a depressed shell of a person. He soon resorts to alcohol and Drugs, and ends up falling in with the bad crowd. He is soon dramatically booted out of the group, and stan is left with no friends and no life. Growing up in South Park has been very cruel to Stan, as he, the child with the most hope, ends up as the big loser
Kenny McCormick: Action Movie Star
The former poor kid of the town, and former dead-guy, Kenny McCormick, moves out of South Park at the age of 18 to pursue his dream of becoming a movie star. He finds a spot in a Small budget Action movie in the very same studio that produces Eric Cartman's award winning talk show. Kenny fits the action-movie hero spot brilliantly, anyone who's died that many times must have some sort of Charisma! The movie becomes a runaway hit and is now a clean living, multi-millionaire.
Kyle Broflovski: Dead guy
At the age of 15, Kyle's Mom decides she's had enough of America and life in South Park, and moves her family to Israel to live in a more Jewish society. Kyle finds it hard without his friends, and having grown up in America, he has trouble speaking his new language. Then, at the age of 22, Kyle is stabbed and murdered by his rogue little brother, Ike. Ike is then deported back to canada, and since Kyle grew up in South Park, his body is brought back there to rest in peace in the South Park Cemetary, sharing the place with the many graves of his old friend Kenny.
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