20th September 2000
Damn your black heart, Barbara Streisand!
Well, I'm back from my mini-trip to Port Stephens. Content wise, I added an Officer Cartman WinAmp skin sent in by Rick Meijaard (sorry for the delay), today's quiz question is up, and I updated the site poll. The previous poll (Who is the coolest mom in South Park) finished with Liane Cartman being the unanimous favourite with over 60% of the total vote. Coming in 2nd was Mrs McCormick with 18%.

Katie Taylor from the Museum of Television & Radio sent over some info regarding their upcoming horror exhibition running in New York. It's called 'Monster in the Box: Horror on Television', and will run from September 22nd through to December 10th, 2000. It will feature a showcase 5 decades horror on TV, ranging from earlier shows such the Addams Family, right through to modern hits such as Buffy, and even the South Park Halloween Specials! The Exhibition will be screening South Park Episode #107 'Pink Eye' from October 19th-29th. For more info, visit their website at http://www.mtr.org.

Before I disappear into hibernation once again, I've gotta give out a little plug (surprise surprise). The Fudd-man has redesigned! If you have no idea what i'm talking about, head on over to his site Toontalk which you'll find at http://toontalk.toonsite.net. The new design looks good, and you can still find lots of fun stuff there to keep you amused for as long as your brain permits. The Toon Survivor game is also in full swing (i'm in tribe homer) and should also be fun for everyone. Check it. Also don't forget, a Classic Episode (Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride) will be airing tonight on CC at 10pm. As usual, feel free to pop by into the chatroom afterwards for the weekly chat meet. See ya there!

15th September 2000 #2
Vewy well, I shall welease.. woger!
Quick 2nd update.. I stumbled across an article at Yahoo! news that was posted about a week ago, concerning shockwave.com and the negative effect that their Shockwave animated shorts (Including 'South Park' shorts produced by Matt and Trey) have had on the site's financial situation. Shockwave.com have laid off 20 of their 170 staff to help pay the costs, and the company confirmed it will be shifting its priority over to interactive games rather than animated shorts. Click here to read the article.

15th September 2000
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Well yay, i'm back again. Been a bit of a slow week around here once again, sorry 'bout that. But, here's the good news: After over a weeks worth of work, our South Park Lyrics Archive is finally up and running. The songs were transcribed by me, and I believe it may be the largest compilation of South Park song lyrics on the internet. Hope ya like it.

Probably more importantly though (to some people around here :P) the quiz was updated, and the new question is also worth 2 points. The episode info was also updated. I'll definitely have an update ready by tomorrow, so don't think i'm gonna run off again for another week.. although there is something I feel I need to say to a few people, they know who they are.. Please stop ordering me to update this site. This site holds a high priority for me, but please understand, I DO have a real life that doesn't revolve around this site, and it gets pretty annoying when people are making threats to update something that I do for fun. I've said my piece. See ya tomorrow.

7th September 2000
Stevo, update or I will insert an umbrella in your ass and then open it, bitch!
Heya people.. we're still here! Due to the number of letter bombs i've recieved in the past week via snail-mail, and comments such as the one above from disgruntled members of the #sweeet IRC channel, I have decided to return for an update. :) Alas, a very short one. It's kinda late here, and I need a bit of sleep. My main concern at the moment is whether or not I'll fall asleep on the keyboard.

So umm, yeah. Spot this was updated again, with all the submissions i've recieved in the past 2 weeks. That's about it, actually.. I'm too tired to update the quiz right now :( I'll see if I can get it up by tomorrow morning or something. Before I go, i'd just like to give another plug.. this is one of the best Spanish SP Sites around, called South Park en Espanol (or 'South Park in Spanish'). It's updated often, and houses a large amount of information and Multimedia for the Spanish version of South Park.

26th August 2000
<Alex> stevo, update dammit!
Weeeee, i'm updating! The lack of any signs of life from this website in the past 10 days was due to a variety of reasons, too many to list, so i'm not gonna bother going through my excuses this time. Anyhoo, i've drawn up a bunch of new pictures, which are now up in the Drawings page. The first one is a relatively large picture of Cartman Dressed as Hitler, the second is Barbrady possesed by the alien thingy, and the third is a larger version of Stan at the party.

A few smaller things were also updated, like the SP Yearly Quiz and the update archive. Apart from that though, there isn't too much to be updated. On another note, please take the time out to visit the Cheesy Poof Club, which recently moved to a new subdomain at the SPSqua network. They've also got a cool bunch of new stuff, including a webmaster interviews section which I was asked to participate in.. so head on over there if you want to read me making a fool of myself. Mrrhh.. sleep sounds really really good to me right now. Toodle-oo. :)

 


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#104: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride

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20th Sept. 2000 @ 10PM

In Brief:
Stan's new dog Sparky turns out being gay, and Stan tries to make him change. In the leadup to the big football game, Sparky gets upset and goes missing. The team star player stan leaves his team-mates to find his dog, and he comes across Big Gay Al, owner of a Gay Animal Sanctuary, who's boatride teaches Stan that there isn't anything wrong with being gay.




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